Geez, when going to this guy’s house for trick-or-treating, you better not ask for the trick. Or the treat, for that matter.
According to Huffington Post, 71-year-old Robert Durst pleaded no contest to criminal mischief this week after he was caught urinating on a rack of candy inside a Houston CVS Pharmacy.
Workers said that Durst entered the store in July to pick up a prescription. He then exposed himself and urinated on cash registers and the candy below them before calmly walking out.
“He just peed on the candy,” Houston police spokeswoman Jodi Silva said. “Skittles, I think.”
Durst was ordered to pay a $500 for his pisscapade that ruined about $100 worth of candy.
This isn’t the first time Durst has made headlines for doing something gross. He spent several years in jail after he admitted to using a knife, saw and axe to chop up his neighbor’s dead body. His lawyers argued Durst acted in self-defense, and he was acquitted of murder. The jail time came as a result of bond jumping and tampering with evidence.
Durst was also questioned in the disappearance of his wife in 1982 and the murder of his girlfriend in 2000, but he was never charged. He allegedly began cross-dressing shortly after that.
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