Well, that’s not going to look good on a resume.
According to WISN, a pervert in West Allis was arrested yesterday but not charged after police said he left sex toys in several alleys for random girls to stumble upon and then waited for each girl’s reaction.
The man allegedly either placed or threw a sex toy from his car on at least three different occasions and then waited around to see how each girl would react, which we have to assume was rather poorly each time.
The man was busted after the father of one of the girls captured his license plate on a personal surveillance camera and turned the information over to police.
The incidents took place at the corners of 72nd Street and National Avenue, 65th Street and Burnham Street and 78th Street and Rogers Street. We can’t help but think he would have had better success throwing a pocket rocket into the alley behind the porn shop where Greenfield Avenue meets Interstate 894.
Then again, that would be like fishing with dynamite, and what’s the fun in that?
Here’s another instance of a sex toy being misused: New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator
