For $2.5 million, that toy better come with three hot sexperts who will at the very least demonstrate how to use it.
According to Uproxx, an artist on eBay known only as “Max” was selling a wooden dildo for $2.5 million that he said “embodied the spirit of Kyynmwahppt, the ‘ever watchful good spirit to help you see all positive things in life.'” And according to Styleite, somebody actually bought it.
Looking like it belonged in a sorority house trophy case, the dildo measured 48 cm long, 12 cm wide where the balls would normally be, and 6.5 cm thick. Max said it was the only sculpture of its kind on the planet, and he created it after spending “four years in the bush,” which would explain the size and shape of the piece in more ways than one.
Max said he would donate the proceeds from the sale to people in need and that his ultimate goal is to set up clean water stations in poor villages.
Or, for $2.5 million a pop, he just might want to stick to building large tattooed wooden dildos.
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