Michigan Couple and Homeless Man Have Threesome, Get in Fight Over Hamburgers

Michigan is apparently so god-awful these days that people are willing to try anything to make their lives more interesting.

According to Gawker, a couple in Michigan brought a homeless man back to their place last week for a threesome, and that wasn’t even close to being the craziest part of the story.

Martin and Daniela Miller invited Michael Chaney back to their Bay City home for a sex sesh, and at one point, Mrs. Miller-for whatever reason-went one-on-one with Chaney. Martin’s feelings were obviously hurt, so Chaney

went downstairs to the kitchen to make some hamburgers in an effort to smooth things over.

You heard it here first: Hamburgers do not make things better when a threesome goes awry.

When Chaney brought the burger meat upstairs, Martin Miller threw it in the bathtub where his wife was taking a necessary bath. The usually homeless Chaney obviously took great offense to food being wasted, and an argument ensued in which Miller threatened to kill Chaney.

When the dust settled, Chaney had blacked out from Miller kicking and choking him. Miller was arrested and charged with assault by strangulation, but said he only did what he did because Chaney was “being an asshole.”

So, what kind of sign was this guy holding? Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

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