Who knows? Maybe this bat was just sick of listening to crappy music.
According to Uproxx, Derrick Skou and a couple of friends were camping in Clackamas County, Oregon, last weekend. The plan was to relax and play some “hippie music,” but the trip took a nasty turn and the guys ended up taking out a rabid bat with a BB gun after it attacked and bit Skou.
“Something hit me,” Skou told a local television station. “I was concentrating on staying in time and all that and it hit me here and I kind of saw something out of my peripheral vision. And then … it just bit me. It was a cold bat nose-mouth, whatever. It didn’t sting. I wasn’t injected with anything. It was just a cold bite.”
After smoking the bat with a BB gun, Skou brought its corpse to health officials. They confirmed the bat did indeed have rabies, and Skou received treatment.
Geez. If the bat bit Skou after listening to a just few seconds of his jam session, imagine what it would have done if the Goo Goo Dolls would have been there.
Skou should take this cat with him the next time he goes camping: Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack