With a blood alcohol level of .413, the craziest part of the story isn’t the fact that she only hit two cars on her way home, but rather that she was even alive at that point.
According to
Huffington Post, a 27-year-old mother who was beyond hammered when she tried to pick up her child from Trinity Elementary School in New Port Richey last week is in deep shit after she allegedly “attacked officers and smashed up her vehicle.”
Police said Renata Congleton fled the scene after school officials wouldn’t let her take her child home and contacted authorities.
When police caught up with her a short while later on her front doorstep, she began cursing at them. Though she did admit to being in an accident, Congleton began kicking and scratching an officer who tried to put her in handcuffs.
Congleton was charged with child neglect, battery on an officer and resisting arrest.
We’ll also assume that with a blood alcohol level of .413, it probably won’t be safe for her to drive until October.
Apparently, Congleton doesn’t think car wrecks are as hot as this guy: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates