Somebody has to get ahold of Florida and let them know that it is possible to have amazing sex without it being a crime at the same time.
According to The Smoking Gun, two high school students are in deep shit after breaking into a Bradenton man’s house for the sole purpose of plowing each other.
Police were alerted by a neighbor who saw Allison Riddle and Evan Jones enter the house using a security code that was given to Jones by his friend who cuts the homeowner’s lawn.
When a sheriff’s deputy arrived on the scene, he yelled for the two students to exit the bedroom. The couple came out with their hands up and were “detained and made to sit on a couch in the living room.”
While that doesn’t seem like much of a punishment, the man who owns the home “made it very clear” that he wanted to press charges even though Riddle and Jones told the officer they weren’t there to steal anything and were just looking for a place to bump uglies.
The two were charged with burglary and released on $7,500 bond. No word if Jones and Riddle were able to get any kind of sex sesh in before their arrest, but for their sake, let’s hope so. Otherwise, that’s a lot of money to pay for getting absolutely nothing.
The homeowner should feel blessed. I mean, this guy could have broken into his place instead: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors
