Apparently Florida isn’t the only place on the planet where people act like complete dipshits.
According to LiveLeak, a man in Grimsby, England recently set off a firework from one of the pockets on his cargo shorts as part of a dare that netted him just under 17 bucks.
We’re not sure which was more painful, the firework going off against this idiot’s leg at the one-minute mark or the guy who was filming it laughing at him and saying, “That’s what he gets for playing with fireworks” while he’s painfully resting against the bushes?
“It hurt, mate,” the man known only as a “dopey bastard” tells his friend – and probably the guy who dared him to do it in the first place – who filmed the entire episode.
The explosion left a huge welt on the back of his leg and will probably cost more than 17 dollars to treat properly.
And let’s be honest here. If this guy is doing things like this for less than 20 bucks, odds are that’s the only explosion coming from his pants that a woman will witness this year.
That explosion was enjoyable, but it’s tough to top a homemade Polish cannon, kids: This Homemade Polish Cannon Is Pretty Damn Powerful
