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Let’s be honest. If you’re busted hiding meth up your hoohah, then what haven’t you hidden up there?
According to NBC San Diego, Theresa Owens is in deep shit after driving 30–35 mph down the wrong way of a Fiesta Island street last week and hitting multiple cyclists who were traveling around a blind curve at 25–30 mph in her direction.
Deputy District Attorney Jessica Coto said Owens was screaming and acting “erratically” after she collided with about ten cyclists on Fiesta Island Road last Tuesday, and there was apparently a good reason why she was doing so.
Yup, you guessed it: she had a baggie of meth stashed in her vagina.
Sadly, one of the six people who went to the hospital with injuries is still paralyzed after pushing another cyclist out of the way of Owens’ crappy car. A GoFundMe for Juan Carlos Vinolo has already raised over $98,000.
Owens pleaded not guilty to possession and felony DUI at her arraignment on Friday, and after her bail was set at $300,000, she whispered to her attorney, “Tell them I’m so sorry.”
If Owens doesn’t plan on spending the next 12 years of her life behind bars, she’ll probably have to come up with something better than that for the trial.
