I mean, it’s better than calling 911 for sex, but just barely.
According to the New York Daily News, a Spartanburg woman called 911 Tuesday afternoon after her two-year-old daughter turned on the television and started watching a skin flick that had previously been viewed by her 15-year-old son.
When Chavonda Gallman returned home with her daughter, the television was turned off and her son was in his bedroom. It wasn’t clear what he was doing in there, but it was painfully clear to Gallman what he was doing before that: watching porn on the living room TV.
Gallman’s son apparently made the rookie mistake of not changing the channel before he turned off the tube, so when his little sister switched it back on, it was smut city for the two-year-old.
When police arrived, Gallman told them she needed “backup” because her son was having “behavior issues,” and she wanted to file a report to “document her son’s behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn.”
Let’s be honest: If this is how Gallman reacted over what she saw on the television, she probably would have suffered a massive heart attack if she would have opened her son’s computer.
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