Here’s an example of the rare occasion of a Bed, Bath & Beyond gift card not being such a terrible gift after all.
According to the Daily Herald, Heather Rodriguez was arrested by Provo police after she allegedly tried to buy methamphetamine from an off-duty cop. The 46-year-old woman then pulled a glass pipe with meth residue from her bra before police were called to the scene.
Rodriguez admitted to attempting to purchase meth from the off-duty police officer as well as “possessing” the glass pipe with meth residue, but it was her explanation for why she was looking for meth that should have her family and/or cellmates talking for years.
Rodriguez told police she was trying to buy meth for her sister because she “asked her to get some meth for her birthday.” She then said that while she was possessing the pipe, it didn’t actually belong to her, and that she was just “holding it for a friend.”
Now, if you’re asking yourself who the hell would try to buy meth from an off-duty cop, pull out a pipe so she can smoke it, and then blame it on her sister on her birthday after she is busted by police, the answer is this woman:
Hey, at least she didn’t pull the pipe out of her ass: Florida City Official Arrested With a Meth Pipe in His Ass
