I guess you could technically say that the man made a deposit.
According to the Daily Star, a middle-aged man walked into the Barclays Bank in Andovers, England, on Friday and pooped several times in different areas of the bank before calmly walking out.
The man entered the bank around lunchtime wearing shorts and flip-flops and “deposited multiple poops on the floor.”
Gareth McCarthy witnessed the shit show and said he wasn’t really paying that much attention to the man until he “noticed a foul but unmistakable smell.”
“He didn’t say anything at all,” McCarthy said. “But you can tell from his face that he looked angry. It’s quite clear what he was doing – he just had this calm but angry look on his face, as he walked around leaving special deposits on the floor. And then as calmly as he walked in, he left.”
The man’s poop sesh forced the bank to close temporarily while several employees/poor bastards cleaned up his crap.
Odds are the man ingested something off of this menu. Well, either that or Taco Bell: Foods That Make You Poop
