This is definitely not the “Slender Man” story that captivated the country last week.
According to the New York Daily News, police in Greenville, North Carolina, recently arrested a man after discovering he was hiding heroin, crack cocaine and Percocet in his belly button.
Randall Streeter now faces numerous heroin trafficking charges after last month’s traffic stop yielded 150 bags of heroin and $1,200 cash. And because he used the excess flab above his waist to hide crack and Percocet as well, police said more drug-related charges are likely.
The Greenville Regional Drug Task Force said they purchased another 150 bags of heroin from Streeter prior to the traffic stop, and his arrest capped a month-long investigation of the local heroin scene.
The estimated street value of the 150 bags of heroin is $6,800, meaning Streeter would have to sling 22,059 bags to pay for his $1 million bail.
While it was neither confirmed nor denied, at 315 pounds, the police were probably thrilled that Streeter didn’t eat the evidence instead of jamming it up his navel.
Streeter needs to be careful, as he’s probably already somewhere between stages five and six: The 7 Stages of Getting Fat
