New Jersey Cop Suspended for Masturbating in Starbucks

Look, the Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino is good, but it’s not that good.

According to The Daily Journal, the man in charge of the Camden County Police Department’s narcotics unit has been suspended over allegations of masturbating in public at the Starbucks on Route 70 in Cherry Hill on May 7.

Lieutenant Benito Gonzalez Jr. was arrested on Friday for the incident and charged with a disorderly-persons lewdness offense.

Gonzalez is accused of walking into the Starbucks, pulling down his shorts, and punching his clown, “knowing or reasonably expecting that the act was likely to be observed by a non-consenting person who likely would be affronted or alarmed.”

The fact that he was off-duty probably won’t be a solid defense.

The police department initially posted Gonzalez’s picture on their Facebook page but removed it once they realized it was him. The picture is now being used as evidence.

Gonzalez’s department honored him last month after he and several other officers found an elderly woman sleeping in a car and helped her return home to Kentucky. No word on which stick he tapped the window with to wake her up, however.

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