Every group of friends has that one guy who thinks that the stripper who just shoved her cans in his face is actually in love with him.
But a man in Houston named Robert said he actually had a relationship with a stripper, who most drunk bachelors and truckers know as “Nomi” (pictured left), and gave her $3,000 worth of stuff, including cash, movies, and a laptop. And now, according to News 92 FM, the dude wants it all back.
Robert acknowledged that he met Nomi at a strip club and the two went out on a few dates. He said he gave her “a little bit here and there, with money here and there.” He apparently wasn’t getting a little here and a little there in return.
Nomi said she wouldn’t have accepted the gifts if she knew that she would eventually have to pay him back, and she probably summed up the entire situation perfectly when she told reporters, “This guy is a nutcase!”
No word as to why Nomi hasn’t had her father pay a visit to Robert and straighten things out. Oh wait…
If Nomi needs money, she should give this stripper a call: Stripper Posts a Photo of the Whopping $3,345 She Made in a Single Day