If you’re like me, you’ve seen every “Friends” episode that’s ever existed. And if you’ve seen every “Friends” episode that’s ever existed, you’ve probably wondered how Joey can afford a single slice of pizza, much less a stake in one of the biggest apartments in Manhattan. His employment record is spotty at best, so we’ve decided to create a LinkedIn account for him in hopes that his next gig is his second big break.
Valery Zaluzhny, the former military Commander-in-Chief of Ukraine, believes that World War 3 has begun. He was ousted earlier this…