Imagine the look on Bjorn Frilund’s face when he gutted the cod he caught earlier that day and found an orange dildo in it’s stomach. Now imagine the look on our faces when we saw the picture of him holding it with his bare hands:
According to the website Hypervocal, Frilund also found two semi-digested herrings in the cod’s gut, but it’s the orange widow’s comforter with its motor still attached at the end of it that has most people asking, “What the hell?”
“We have kind of a multi-coloured octopus in Norway,” Frilund said. “Maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.”
Frilund joked that the odds of winning the lottery were probably greater than finding a fake orange penis inside a fish and that it was probably thrown overboard by a “frustrated woman on a cruise” in the Barents Sea. Although, if she really was “frustrated,” one would think that her little rubbery friend would have been the last thing she threw overboard.
In related news, you can apparently use anything to catch fish.
It appears that dildos are being used for just about anything these days: New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator
