The son of an 85-year-old woman who lives in a Long Island nursing home has filed suit against the joint after he found a picture of his mother stuffing a George Washington down the front of a male stripper’s briefs.
According to the New York Post, the suit claims Bernice Youngblood was “placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and plac
ing his body and limbs over [her].”
But from the look of the picture obtained by the Post, it looks like Youngblood was looking, liking and knew exactly what to do with the dollars she probably won the hour before in a game of cribbage.
However, the poor old woman in the wheelchair who has a pillow protecting her holy parts? Yeah, she can’t wait for nap time.
The suit also complained that Youngblood had “lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working lady. And now she has been defiled.”
Now the world will wait and see if New York’s court system also considers willingly putting your hand down a man’s pants as “being defiled.”
Hey, with or without makeup, these strippers can shake their asses in my face when I’m 85: Strippers Before and After Makeup is Like Real Life Photoshopping
