And he might have gotten away with it if he would have ordered 77 billion nine-ounce sirloins.
Police in South Carolina say a Valentine’s Day dinner at Applebee’s went wrong, not because a man took his date to
Applebee’s for Valentine’s Day, but instead because he tried to pay for his meal with a $1 trillion bill after his debit card was denied.
53-year-old Michael Williams was eventually arrested, but not for trying to pass off the phony cash. Police instead nabbed him for an unrelated contempt of court case and say their investigation into the matter is still pending.
Odds are if Williams was taking his date to Applebee’s for Valentine’s Day, then he was probably making her order from the “2 For $20” menu. We’re not sure what Williams was expecting for change, like the entire store for instance, or if he would have settled for just a couple million dollars for the time being.
(via New York Daily News)
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