Married Couple Quote Machine

Did you refill the Brita?| What should we do for dinner tonight?| Where are my shoes?| Are these dirty?| What shows do we have to watch tonight?| I’ll be ready in a minute.| Are you ready?| Did you make the reservations?| I’m pretty tired.| Can we cancel?| Do you want a coffee?| I thought you had the tickets.| Are you serious?| Are you listening to me?| How was your day?| You watched [insert TV show name] without me?| Can you get me some toilet paper?| I’m going to start the dishwasher.| Did you set the alarm?| Have you seen my phone?| Do we have to?| I can’t hear you.| I’m in here!| I love you.| Is the door locked?| Should I turn the lights off out here?| Do you have your keys?| Did you brush your teeth?| Should I stop at the store?| Can you stop checking your phone for 5 seconds?| It’s fine.| Do you want to shower first?| I can’t hear you.| Hang on.| I’m at the store. Do you need anything?| Should we order food tonight?| What time will you be home?| What are we doing this weekend?| Anything come in the mail today?| The game’s almost over.| Your phone’s ringing…it’s your mom.| Can you help me unload the car?| Do we have plans for the 17th?| We’re out of detergent.| Are you mad?| Are you hot?| What’s wrong?| Did you say something?| I’m running a little late. Call you later.