What in the ever-loving-fuck did we just listen to? And can we please never, ever hear it again?
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Matthew McConaughey knows that things are not “alright, alright, alright” in America, but the native Texan chalks those troubles up…
We shouldn’t be surprised that Mark Zuckerberg is out of touch with the rest of the world (he is worth…
We’ll be celebrating Independence Day especially hard this year given that we couldn’t last year because of the pandemic.
Six or so months after the coronavirus pandemic hit, Trump has finally acquiesced to wearing a fucking face mask when…
Hoppy Fourth of July!
Don't let coronavirus stop you from celebrating America's birthday!
Our country never shines brighter than it does when drunken idiots light themselves on fire.
Independence Day is vastly improved with a frosty brew (or four). But particular beers pair better with certain summertime shenanigans.…
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Group of friends dancing and having fun together; Photo: Flashpop(Getty Images) A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a…
The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Alba was spotted in a Hollywood video store grabbing several XXX videos. According…
How do American cocks size up?
