What if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were modeled after today’s teenagers?
gluten-free
When in doubt, just shove another forkful of food in your mouth to keep your tongue from uttering something unsavory.
*throws away all things gluten*
Many people believe that cutting gluten from your diet has health benefits. That includes alcohol.
TRENDING
Perv out.
You're gonna need a bigger spoon!
Yeah, baby, yeah!
Don't get too excited.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.
