Oh no, now who will lead us!?
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President Trump would have had no problem quarantining Cruz, if the senator hadn’t already done it himself.
Not every cruise ship crash is as exciting as the Titanic.
Quite the lopsided trade.
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Perv out.
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Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.
Just remember, the prize is a felony conviction...
