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Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Sentenced After Pulling Alligator Out of Her Pants

By Erik Fontanez

Florida has to be the funnest place on earth because there always seems to be a crazy person running around doing something that shouldn’t surprise us by now. The latest is a woman who was sentenced after being arrested for pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants. Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was taken into custody after she tried to conceal an alligator, among other things, in her clothing. She was booked on possession of a wild animal and was recently sentenced to probation, including 200 hours of community service and an order to donate $500 to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Committee. At the time of her arrest, she also had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles backpack filled with, you guessed it, turtles. At least she’s being on-brand.

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Erik Fontanez
Erik Fontanez

 

Erik is a longtime writer and editor who was once an underground hip-hop superstar with dreams of playing in the NBA. Those dreams became afterthoughts when Erik met the love of his life -- pizza. Unable to dunk a basketball anymore, and coping with being full from eating yet another large with pepperoni and onions, Erik gave up rap stardom and began writing on the internet because it’s so much cooler than rapping, touring the world and being a rich basketball player. He also likes romantic comedies.

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