The dog days of summer are here, which means soon you’ll be forced into closed-toed shoes and classrooms. Before you say farewell to super long days and swimwear, there’s still time left to get into trouble, which you’ll want to do because someday you’ll have to grow the eff up and get a job. And in America, once you get a job, you stop having fun and you die inside, which is something a 10-day vacation can’t undo. So make it count while you can, and get the most out of summer by accomplishing these must-do moments before summer’s gone.
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summer must do moments
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Get Too High While In Public
No. You're not dead. You're just too high.
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Hook Up With Your Ex
You've got a new lease on life and part of that lease says you should hook up with your ex...while you can.
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Have Sex On The Beach
No, not the cocktail.
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Get Dumped
Whoops. You should've broken up with your girlfriend before hooking up with your ex. Cheaters never prosper, which is why you're crying in a Starbucks, single again.
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Throw An Out-Of-Control Rager
If you're single, you might as well enjoy it. Throw a killer party the weekend your parents go out of town. Drink all the drinks. Do all the drugs. Live to tell the story.
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Take A Late-Night Swim
We've got two words for you post party: Skinny. Dipping.
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Existential Crisis
You're not in a glass case of emotion. You're just incredibly hungover and your ego is bruised. You'll be fine by the time school starts up.
