New Sex Toy Dips a Toe in the Pool of Freaky Fetishes
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Pure pleasure is now just a foot away. Meticulously designed to look and feel like a real pair of gam-stands, the new appendages by Silicon Wives are garnering rave reviews from foot-lovers everywhere, showcasing just how far synthetic material — and foot fetishes — have come.
Measuring a generous 23 centimeters with a vaginal-style opening at the ankle, the “vajankle” is made from anti-fouling silicone so you never have to worry about that dirty feet smell again. Now you can dance the night away with your favorite partner every night of the week, even if you have two left feet.
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While this might appear like an incredibly strange way to get your socks off, it’s nothing compared to these bizarre fetishes.
To eat or not to eat? For those with vorarephelia, it's all about eating the flesh of others (or being eaten themselves), a fantasy often achieved legally using hot pastrami.
There is a subculture of fetishists who thrive on daydreams of My Little Pony. For whatever reason, for them, the sparkly, fun-loving gang of ponies, originally created in the '80s to sell toys, is a major turn on. Talk about horseplay.
When humans just don't do it for you anymore, consider sex with a ghost. They're mature, full of ectoplasmic goo, and won't ever ask to sleep over. Hey, if the spirit moves you.
If your turn-ons include stillness, quiet, and strong, rigid features, you may be an agalmatophiliac. With a poise and stature unmatched by normal, flailing women, we don't blame you for having all the feels for that hot mannequin in the Macy's window display. It's a wood on wood romance for the ages.
The olfactory senses can be a real erogenous zone. But forget about fragrances and the instant triggering of memories, go straight for the schnoz like a Labrador going after a sock.
Technology can be sexy. Clean lines, functionality, and a handshake that can crush your fingers into a million little pieces. This is the perfect fetish for a very probable future of horny robotic overlords.
An offshoot of the foot fetish, this obsession simply involves a high-heeled lady rhythmically pumping the gas pedal of a car. Whatever gets your motor purring, right?
Everybody likes a bit of sunlight on their shoulders, especially after months of dreary weather, but this fetish takes the joy of sun rays to a whole new level. We're talking dog in heat.
Tree huggers like the environment. Dendrophiliacs think of trees as irresistible, superior living beings oozing with sexual charisma and masculinity. We don't blame them. General Sherman is pretty sexy.
The thought of hell and damnation is the ultimate aphrodisiac for these sexual adventurers. We're going to guess it's a Catholic thing and leave it at that. We'd like to think Eve was a total babe too.